Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
These enthusiasts often like to hang signs that say "Gone Fishin'" or "Gone Huntin'". But what these slogans really mean is "Gone Killing.
Author: Marc Bekoff
Some people say they love animals and yet harm them nonetheless; I'm glad those people don't love me.
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