Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
These enthusiasts often like to hang signs that say "Gone Fishin'" or "Gone Huntin'". But what these slogans really mean is "Gone Killing.
Author: Marc Bekoff
Some people say they love animals and yet harm them nonetheless; I'm glad those people don't love me.
We must remain hopeful that a universal ethic of courage, caring, sharing, respect, radical compassion, and love will make a difference even if we do not see the positive results of our efforts... We can never be too generous or too kind.
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