One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Design is a constant challenge to balance comfort with luxe, the practical with the desirable.

Its all about finding the calm in the chaos.

Every woman has the power to seduce the world with her uniqueness, passion and creativity.

Delete the negative; accentuate the positive!

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Patience is the art of finding something else to do.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana