One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx quotes

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

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Groucho Marx Quotes - In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

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