Groucho Marx Quotes
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Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
What have future generations ever done for us?
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I've pretty much done records with everybody.
The country shall be independent, and we will be satisfied with nothing short of it.
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