I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now. - Groucho Marx quotes

I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Whatever it is, I'm against it.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

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