Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun. - Groucho Marx quotes

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Budget: a way of going broke methodically

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

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