Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. - Groucho Marx quotes

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

Author: Groucho Marx

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Budget: a way of going broke methodically

Budget: a way of going broke methodically

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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