Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx quotes

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Author: Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.

Author: Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes - I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Groucho Marx Quotes - Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Groucho Marx Quotes - I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

Author: Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes - While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Author: Groucho Marx

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