Author: Groucho Marx
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
What have future generations ever done for us?
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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