Author: Groucho Marx
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4th of July Wishes
Islamic New Year Wishes
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
