I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

What have future generations ever done for us?

It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

You will be a great entrepreneur if you operate with a real sincere wanting to serve.

If you don't break a hole through the brick wall, don't just start digging a new hole. Keep going until you break through that wall.

Labels cloud our vision and distract us from seeing how much we have in common with one another.

Poverty and lack of knowledge must be challenged.

I'm not a politician. I only want to help relieve the suffering in communities, and I want to help people see their community in each other.

I want to fight poverty and ignorance and give opportunity to those people who are locked out.

Anyone whose mission is keeping people apart is swimming against a very strong tide.

Every day set the simple goal of trying to be more awake and less distracted.