Paul Simon
We work our jobs, collect our pay, believe were gliding down the highway, when in fact we're slip sliding away.
No one dare disturb the sound of silence...
And I must be what I must be and face tomorrow.
Nor is it strange That after changes upon changes, we are more or less the same
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all.
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
All lies and jests, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
It's actually very difficult to make something both simple and good.
These are the days of miracle and wonder.
I've got nothing to do today but smile.
When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.
If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.
If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
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