Author: Lenny Bruce
Good Night Messages for Wife
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.
When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
It is lost, lovely child, somewhere in the ragbag that I laughingly refer to as my memory.
Author: Robertson Davies
If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.
A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.
Don't wish it was easier wish you were better. Don't wish for less problems wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenge wish for more wisdom
Author: Jim Rohn
Allow your love to nourish yourself as well as others.
Author: maharishi mahesh yogi
Requests give direction to love, but demands stop the flow of love.
Author: Gary Chapman
What you see is evidence of what you believe.
Author: Wayne Dyer
To be able to forget means sanity.
Author: Jack London
If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends