About all you can do in life is be who you are.

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough.

friendship is love made bearable.

When I got [my] library card, that was when my life began.

Life is unjust, people can be cruel, and yet if you harden your heart, you will lose what little love there is in this world.

Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.

Nothing is unnatural - just untried.

If you don't like my book, write your own.

One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.

The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.

Normal is the average of deviance.

Every day you're alive and someone loves you is a miracle.

To have meaningful work is a tremendous happiness.

If you can't raise consciousness, at least raise hell.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.