Normal is the average of deviance.

Whenever I doubt the existence of God or the Goddess, I look at horses. Only God could have made a horse.

Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.

I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.

Nothing is unnatural - just untried.

If you don't like my book, write your own.

About all you can do in life is be who you are.

One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.

The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.

Every day you're alive and someone loves you is a miracle.

To have meaningful work is a tremendous happiness.

If you can't raise consciousness, at least raise hell.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other.

Life is too short to be miserable.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.