He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

About all you can do in life is be who you are.

One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.

Any woman whose I.Q. hovers above her body temperature must be a feminist.

The price of dishonesty is self-destruction.

Normal is the average of deviance.

Every day you're alive and someone loves you is a miracle.

To have meaningful work is a tremendous happiness.

If you can't raise consciousness, at least raise hell.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other.

Life is too short to be miserable.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.