The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

To have meaningful work is a tremendous happiness.

If you can't raise consciousness, at least raise hell.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

If you're afraid to die, you're afraid to live. You can't have one without the other.

Life is too short to be miserable.

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn't breaking. It hurts because it's getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds.

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

Love is the wild card of existence.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.

Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.

People who care for you inevitably become beautiful.

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.

I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Show me a writer, any writer, who hasn't suffered and I'll show you someone who writes in pastels as opposed to primary colors.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.