She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.

Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.

As much as I love Slipknot, I don't want that to carry over into what I do for Stone Sour. I want both bands to stand on their own.

I still harbor lingering doubts about most people. I guess I always will.

I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.

It is always the nights you cannot remember that eventually become the stories you don’t forget.

Anyone who feels that homosexuality is not only a sin but also a disease or a mental issue should take a look in the mirror and realize who the real crazy person is.

I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.

You have to get to the next level, or you're gonna get stuck where you are for the rest of your life.

Mistakes you can learn from; sins stay with you forever.

If you feel like talking, you talk, if you don't, you don't

Some of the smartest people I know are metal fans.

Slipknot is the darkness; Stone Sour is the light. Slipknot is chaos; Stone Sour is structure.