I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.

I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.

Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.

As much as I love Slipknot, I don't want that to carry over into what I do for Stone Sour. I want both bands to stand on their own.

I still harbor lingering doubts about most people. I guess I always will.

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.

It is always the nights you cannot remember that eventually become the stories you don’t forget.

Anyone who feels that homosexuality is not only a sin but also a disease or a mental issue should take a look in the mirror and realize who the real crazy person is.

You have to get to the next level, or you're gonna get stuck where you are for the rest of your life.

Mistakes you can learn from; sins stay with you forever.

If you feel like talking, you talk, if you don't, you don't

Some of the smartest people I know are metal fans.

Slipknot is the darkness; Stone Sour is the light. Slipknot is chaos; Stone Sour is structure.

Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.

If everything is happy go-lucky all the time, you don't know when you're experiencing joy and feeling life at its finest moments. You have to suffer a little.

Nobody can dare me to do anything that I don't come up with on my own.

The people I respect the least are the ones that take themselves way too seriously.