There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.
As much as I love Slipknot, I don't want that to carry over into what I do for Stone Sour. I want both bands to stand on their own.
I still harbor lingering doubts about most people. I guess I always will.
She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!
I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.
It is always the nights you cannot remember that eventually become the stories you don’t forget.
Anyone who feels that homosexuality is not only a sin but also a disease or a mental issue should take a look in the mirror and realize who the real crazy person is.
I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.
Mistakes you can learn from; sins stay with you forever.
If you feel like talking, you talk, if you don't, you don't
Some of the smartest people I know are metal fans.
Slipknot is the darkness; Stone Sour is the light. Slipknot is chaos; Stone Sour is structure.
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.
If everything is happy go-lucky all the time, you don't know when you're experiencing joy and feeling life at its finest moments. You have to suffer a little.
Nobody can dare me to do anything that I don't come up with on my own.
The people I respect the least are the ones that take themselves way too seriously.
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.