She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!
I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile.
It is always the nights you cannot remember that eventually become the stories you don’t forget.
Anyone who feels that homosexuality is not only a sin but also a disease or a mental issue should take a look in the mirror and realize who the real crazy person is.
I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.
You have to get to the next level, or you're gonna get stuck where you are for the rest of your life.
Mistakes you can learn from; sins stay with you forever.
If you feel like talking, you talk, if you don't, you don't
Some of the smartest people I know are metal fans.
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.
If everything is happy go-lucky all the time, you don't know when you're experiencing joy and feeling life at its finest moments. You have to suffer a little.
Nobody can dare me to do anything that I don't come up with on my own.
The people I respect the least are the ones that take themselves way too seriously.
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon.
The mind is left bereft when it is nothing more than a tool of regurgitation.
I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.
Our proximity keeps us honest. Our intentions keep us strangers.
We are defined by our dignity to rise above debasement. We are certainly better people for doing so.