We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.

A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

To look at a thing is very different from seeing it.

To define is to limit.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

I have a simple taste, only the best.

What fire does not destroy, it hardens

Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Circumstances should never alter principles!

With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?