I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.

A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

To look at a thing is very different from seeing it.

To define is to limit.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

I have a simple taste, only the best.

What fire does not destroy, it hardens

Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Circumstances should never alter principles!

With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?

There is no such thing as morality or immorality in thought. There is immoral emotion.

To live in this world is a rare thing; most people just exist.