A good friend will always stab you in the front.

A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

To look at a thing is very different from seeing it.

To define is to limit.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later they will offer it to their own offspring.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

I have a simple taste, only the best.

What fire does not destroy, it hardens

Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Circumstances should never alter principles!

With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?

There is no such thing as morality or immorality in thought. There is immoral emotion.

To live in this world is a rare thing; most people just exist.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.