To live in this world is a rare thing; most people just exist.

To live in this world is a rare thing; most people just exist.

Oscar Wilde

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

I have a simple taste, only the best.

I have a simple taste, only the best.

What fire does not destroy, it hardens

What fire does not destroy, it hardens

Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.

Two men look out a window. One sees mud, the other sees the stars.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Circumstances should never alter principles!

Circumstances should never alter principles!

With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?

With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?

There is no such thing as morality or immorality in thought. There is immoral emotion.

There is no such thing as morality or immorality in thought. There is immoral emotion.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder.

In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Some things are too important to be taken seriously.

Some things are too important to be taken seriously.

A passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young.

A passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Life is too short to learn German

Life is too short to learn German

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

The best revenge is to live well.

The best revenge is to live well.