If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.

You are Beautiful when you are happy

Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight.

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Some people always know the price, but not the value

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.

Always be a little unexpected.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.