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I’m another year older and another year more gorgeous, intelligent, and talented as ever!
Well guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scroll bar.
Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
When did I get so stinkin’ old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.
Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too!
Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere.
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