It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

Happy birthday to my best buddy! I hope you have a good one.

Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. You’re just ready to party!

How do you know you’ve hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!

Middle age... when “happy hour” is a nap!

True friends are like diamonds - bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence!

Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.

Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s a million little things.

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Wishing you a day filled with love, good times, loads of presents and a calorie-bomb birthday cake. Happy Birthday, you beautiful person.

Age is only a number. It’s not as important as the number of real friends you have or the balance in your bank accounts. Don’t worry; be happy. Have a wonderful birthday.

Another year, another challenge my friend. But, you need always to remember to keep smiling and have a positive outlook on life, and everything is going to be okay.

My wishes for your birthday include a lifetime of laughter, a passing acquaintance with life’s worries and tons of big dreams fulfilled. May all your fantasies become a reality because you are so worthy.