Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

Dear girl, I’m way too afraid of you to ever forget your birthday!

Dear girl, I’m way too afraid of you to ever forget your birthday!

Many happy returns on your Birthday! Just don't return me. I'll be your man forever!

Many happy returns on your Birthday! Just don't return me. I'll be your man forever!

Don't worry about your age. You are still younger than your next Birthday. Have a special celebration, my girl.

Don't worry about your age. You are still younger than your next Birthday. Have a special celebration, my girl.

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much! Love you, baby!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much! Love you, baby!

I wish you the jolliest and happiest Birthday ever, my sweet!

I wish you the jolliest and happiest Birthday ever, my sweet!

Sending my congratulations to the biggest blessing in my life.

Sending my congratulations to the biggest blessing in my life.

Thank God I found someone who looks at me like she looks at chocolate cake. Congratulations, my love!

Thank God I found someone who looks at me like she looks at chocolate cake. Congratulations, my love!

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Super hot.” “Super hot who?” “Your super hot girlfriend wishing my super hot boyfriend a happy birthday today!”

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Super hot.” “Super hot who?” “Your super hot girlfriend wishing my super hot boyfriend a happy birthday today!”

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.

Happy birthday my lovely boyfriend! On your birthday can I check your facebook messages? Just want to see how many ex-girlfriends have messaged you.

Happy birthday my lovely boyfriend! On your birthday can I check your facebook messages? Just want to see how many ex-girlfriends have messaged you.

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team.

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team.

It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while.

It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while.

I wish it was your birthday every day- then I could undress you and see you in that smoking hot birthday suit 365 days a year. Happy birthday, you hotty.

I wish it was your birthday every day- then I could undress you and see you in that smoking hot birthday suit 365 days a year. Happy birthday, you hotty.

If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.

If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.

Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, let’s do a role reversal…I’ll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.

Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, let’s do a role reversal…I’ll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whatever you wish that’s what we’ll do!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whatever you wish that’s what we’ll do!

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!