There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what does happen.

A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

I hope to work, support my children and die quietly without pain.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.

Some age. Others mature.

I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.