The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

Sean Connery

How peaceful life would be without love. How safe, how tranquil and how dull.

How peaceful life would be without love. How safe, how tranquil and how dull.

My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.

My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land.

Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what does happen.

Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen - just watch what does happen.

A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?

A man who fears nothing is a man who loves nothing; and if you love nothing, what joy is there in your life?

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

I hope to work, support my children and die quietly without pain.

I hope to work, support my children and die quietly without pain.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.

Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.

Some age. Others mature.

Some age. Others mature.

I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.

I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.