I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Robin Williams

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

I hope to work, support my children and die quietly without pain.

I hope to work, support my children and die quietly without pain.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.

Nothing is impossible, only mathematically improbable.

Some age. Others mature.

Some age. Others mature.

I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.

I take the good with the bad. I can't love people in slices.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.