Author: Neil Simon
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Good Night Messages for Wife
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
Baptists are only funny underwater.
I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.
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