Author: Neil Simon
Good Night Messages for Wife
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
Life is very simple. What I give out comes back to me. Today, I choose to give love.
Author: Louise Hay
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.
Overcome the devils with a thing called love.
Author: Bob Marley
You don't know how much you appreciate your privacy until you don't have it.
Author: Morgan Freeman
It is better to be part of a great whole than to be the whole of a small part.
Author: Frederick Douglass
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
Author: Lord Byron
I'm amazed when I see mothers wearing high heels. If your kids run off you can't run after them.
Author: Claudia Schiffer
He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends