Baptists are only funny underwater. - Neil Simon quotes

Baptists are only funny underwater.

Author: Neil Simon

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Noël Coward Quotes - A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

Author: Noël Coward

Neil Simon Quotes - Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Author: Neil Simon

Neil Simon Quotes - I never write a play with an eye to film.

I never write a play with an eye to film.

Author: Neil Simon

Neil Simon Quotes - I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.

I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.

Author: Neil Simon

Neil Simon Quotes - There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

Author: Neil Simon

Neil Simon Quotes - The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.

The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.

Author: Neil Simon

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