Author: Neil Simon
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Good Night Messages for Wife
New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.
I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
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