Author: Neil Simon
Good Night Messages for Wife
If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.
Author: Tom Waits
All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.
The ends justify the means.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
Author: Yogi Berra
ManBearPig, half man, half bear, half pig
Author: Al Gore
Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way.
I've learned in my career, it is much better to be recognized for all the great things you do on the field.
Author: Alex Rodriguez
Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Author: Robin Williams
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
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Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends