The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks. - W. C. Fields quotes

The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.

A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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