A man without a woman is like a neck without pain. - W. C. Fields quotes

A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.

The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

Author: W. C. Fields

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