W. C. Fields
Never give a sucker an even break.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with bated breath.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
The first prize was a week in Philadelphia. The second prize was two weeks.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.
I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
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