This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. - W. C. Fields quotes

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.

A man without a woman is like a neck without pain.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

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