A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields quotes

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Author: W. C. Fields

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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.

Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

Some people are born losers, others acquire the knack gradually.

I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I exercise strong self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.

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