I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months. - W. C. Fields quotes

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand, I don't drink any less either.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.

Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.

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