Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W. C. Fields quotes

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.

Comedy is merely a tragedy happening to someone else.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.

Author: W. C. Fields

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