Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields quotes

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and always carry a small snake.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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