I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. - W. C. Fields quotes

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

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W. C. Fields Quotes - I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

Author: W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes - I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Author: W. C. Fields

Rush Limbaugh Quotes - The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

Author: Rush Limbaugh

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