Author: W. C. Fields
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
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