I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions. - Phyllis Diller quotes

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

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Lord Byron Quotes - Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.

Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves.

Author: Lord Byron

Phyllis Diller Quotes - I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.

I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes - Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes - Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes - Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes - I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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