Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller quotes

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.

I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

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