I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller quotes

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

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