Author: Phyllis Diller
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
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